Funny Christmas shirts the whole family will actually wear
Matching pajamas get the photos, but a funny shirt gets worn again on December 26th. These are our favorites for the people who make the holidays what they are, from the cookie thief to whoever ends up on the floor with a box of knotted lights.
For whoever handles the lights
Every family has one person who untangles the Christmas lights every year, usually while everyone else watches. This shirt gives them an official title and a Christmas Department ribbon, which is more recognition than the job usually gets.
See the Official Light Untangler shirt ($24.99)For the baker, and the person eating all the dough
The Professional Cookie Taster is for the helper whose main contribution to holiday baking is quality control. For the person who actually bakes, Powered by Cookies & Carols is the gentler choice.
See the Professional Cookie Taster shirt ($24.99)For the decorating director
Some people decorate the tree. Others stand back with their arms crossed and say 'a little to the left.' This one says it for them: I point, you hang.
See the Tree Decorating Supervisor shirt ($24.99)For the loud house
Big families, little kids, a dog that barks at the doorbell: Silent Night? Not in This House. It works well as a matching set, because everyone in the house can claim some of the noise.
See the Silent Night? Not in This House shirt ($24.99)For the one who barely made the list
On the Nice List (Technically) is the white elephant and Secret Santa pick. It's funny without being mean, and it fits almost anyone you'd draw a name for.
See the On the Nice List (Technically) shirt ($24.99)For the cat who sleeps through all of it
A sleepy orange tabby in a Santa hat, napping through the holidays. A good fit for cat people, and for anyone whose holiday plan is mostly a long nap on the couch.
See the Napping Through the Holidays shirt ($24.99)Before you order
Every shirt is printed when you order, so leave a week or two for printing and shipping, and order early if you need it by Christmas. If you're buying for a group, check the size guide on each shirt. The fit is a relaxed unisex cut.