
Mostly Here for the Pie T-Shirt
$24.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $4.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
Some people come to Thanksgiving for the turkey, the parade or the family. Others skim the main course with one eye on the dessert table. This design is for them.
A golden lattice-top pie sits in a fluted crust, red filling peeking between the strips and three curls of steam rising off it. “I'M MOSTLY HERE FOR” runs across the top in small cream capitals between gold stars, “THE PIE” is set underneath in big cream letters outlined in red, and a gold handwritten note finishes the thought: “(the turkey is a side dish).”
Who it's for
Give it to the uncle who claims the first slice, the friend who brings three pies to Friendsgiving, or yourself before the drive to the in-laws'.
Find more like it in Thanksgiving and Food, coffee & grilling.
Fabric and fit
Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- What kind of pie is on the Mostly Here for the Pie design?
- A lattice-top fruit pie with a red filling, which could be cherry or berry depending on who's asking.
- Is this design okay to wear to a family Thanksgiving?
- Yes. It's a friendly joke the whole table gets, and the host will know which course you're excited about.
- How does this t-shirt fit?
- It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






