Plant Count: None of Your Business t-shirt in white

Plant Count: None of Your Business T-Shirt

$24.99

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About this design

Plant people get asked the same question by friends and family: how many do you have now? The honest answer involves the bathroom windowsill and a second shelf. This design offers a shorter one.

A leafy green plant grows from an orange terracotta pot with a face: eyes glancing to the side, lowered brows and a flat little mouth, giving serious side-eye. “PLANT COUNT:” sits above in small navy capitals between green stars, and “NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS” is stacked below in chunky green letters with a navy shadow.

Who it's for

Plant moms and dads, apartment jungle builders, garden center regulars and anyone who has hidden a new plant from their partner will laugh. It works for birthdays, Mother's Day and housewarmings.

Find more like it in Gardening & homestead and Gifts for mom.

Fabric and fit

Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Questions

What is the plant pot doing on this design?
Giving side-eye. The terracotta pot has a little face glancing sideways, like it heard the question too.
Is it a good gift for a house plant lover?
Yes. It's made for people with more plants than they'd like to admit.
How does this t-shirt fit?
It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.

Size guide

SizeWidth (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.

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