
Social Battery: 2% T-Shirt
$24.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $4.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
They showed up, made small talk and smiled through the group photo. Now the battery's in the red and there's no outlet in sight. Consider it a polite heads-up from introverts everywhere.
A dark battery outline holds one thin red bar of charge and a bold “2%” readout. Below it, “SOCIAL BATTERY” is set in chunky red letters with a dark drop shadow, and “PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB” sits underneath in small spaced red capitals. Clean, simple and readable from across the room you're trying to leave.
Who it's for
Introverts, homebodies, remote workers and anyone who needs a nap after a party will recognize the feeling. Give it for a birthday, an office white elephant, or the relative who vanishes halfway through Christmas dinner.
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Fabric and fit
Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- What's a funny gift for an introvert?
- Social Battery: 2% says what introverts are thinking at every party, politely.
- Is the design rude?
- Not really. It's honest and a little self-deprecating, so it's easy to give without offending anyone.
- How does this t-shirt fit?
- It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






