
Mostly Here for the Trail Mix Hoodie
$44.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $7.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
Some hikers chase summits. Others are three miles in and already picking out the M&Ms. This one is for the second group, honest enough to admit the snacks are the main event.
A 70s striped sunset in yellow, orange and red glows behind teal mountains, a snowy peak, dark pines and a few gliding birds. “MOSTLY HERE FOR THE” runs across the top, “TRAIL MIX” is set in big retro italic letters with a stacked red and teal shadow, and “& maybe the view” finishes in golden script.
In hoodie form it handles the cold summit break, which is when the trail mix comes out anyway.
Who it's for
It's made for weekend hikers, national park road-trippers and the friend who packs a gallon bag of gorp for a two-mile loop. It's an easy hiking club swap gift.
Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors.
Fabric and fit
Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie in a cozy 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece, with a double-lined hood, matching drawstring and front pouch pocket. Unisex fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- Will a beginner hiker get the joke?
- Definitely. It brags about snacks, not miles, so casual hikers can wear it as proudly as the peak-baggers.
- Is there a matching design with the same sunset?
- Mountains Calling, Knees Declining shares a similar retro sunset, so the two make a fun pair.
- Does the hoodie run large?
- It's a unisex, roomy fit. Most people order their usual size. Size up if you want an oversized, layer-over-everything fit.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.






