What kind of fish is on the Fish Tales design?

A chunky, spotted gamefish in gold and olive that most anglers read as a bass, caught on a line mid-jump.

Does it work as a retirement gift for a fisherman?

Yes. Retirement means more time on the water and more time to improve the story.

How does this t-shirt fit?

It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.

Fish Tales Told Here Sizes May Vary Funny Fishing Shirt

About this design

Ask an angler how big it was and watch the hands spread wider with every retelling. Think of this design as the sign hung at the dock: stories told here, accuracy optional.

Inside a round vintage badge in cream, teal, gold and burnt orange, a chunky spotted fish leaps from the waves with a fishing line hooked in its mouth, backed by an orange sun. “FISH TALES TOLD HERE” curves over the top, “SIZES MAY VARY” runs below in gold, and underneath: “EST. ONE THAT GOT AWAY.”

Who it's for

Think of the dad who spends Father's Day on the lake, the grandpa holding court at the bait shop, or a coworker retiring to fish on weekdays. It fits a Christmas stocking, too.

Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors, Gifts for dad, Retirement gifts and Grandparents.

Fabric and fit

Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Questions

What kind of fish is on the Fish Tales design?: A chunky, spotted gamefish in gold and olive that most anglers read as a bass, caught on a line mid-jump.
Does it work as a retirement gift for a fisherman?: Yes. Retirement means more time on the water and more time to improve the story.
How does this t-shirt fit?: It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.