How is this different from Fish Tales Told Here?

Fish Tales shows a fish leaping from the waves on a line, with “sizes may vary.” This one is a straight confession with a big deadpan bass.

Is this a good Father's Day gift?

For a dad who fishes, yes. Every fishing dad has been accused of stretching the truth at least once.

How does this t-shirt fit?

It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.

I Only Lie About The Fish Funny Fishing Bass Fisherman

About this design

Honest about taxes, honest about directions, honest about who ate the last donut. Ask about the fish, though, and all bets are off. A cheerful confession for the angler who stretches exactly one truth.

A big gold-and-olive bass with dark spots, a spiky dorsal fin and a slightly unimpressed expression swims sideways across a round vintage badge, filling it against a teal sunburst. “I ONLY LIE ABOUT” follows the top of the ring in cream, and “THE FISH” finishes the sentence in gold below.

Who it's for

Fishing dads on Father's Day, story-telling grandpas and the buddy who always “just missed” a monster are the obvious candidates. It also makes a good thank-you after a fishing trip.

Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors and Gifts for dad.

Fabric and fit

Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Questions

How is this different from Fish Tales Told Here?: Fish Tales shows a fish leaping from the waves on a line, with “sizes may vary.” This one is a straight confession with a big deadpan bass.
Is this a good Father's Day gift?: For a dad who fishes, yes. Every fishing dad has been accused of stretching the truth at least once.
How does this t-shirt fit?: It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.