Mountains Calling, Knees Declining t-shirt in black

Mountains Calling, Knees Declining T-Shirt

$24.99

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About this design

The mountains are still calling. The knees have started sending those calls to voicemail. Here's one for hikers who still love the trail but now pack trekking poles and ibuprofen.

A big retro striped sun in gold, orange and red glows behind teal mountains, a snowy peak and tall dark pines. “MOUNTAINS CALLING” sits across the top in airy cream capitals, and the reply comes underneath in heavy retro italic letters: “KNEES DECLINING.” It looks like a vintage national park souvenir.

Who it's for

It suits hikers over forty, a dad who still insists on the long route, or a retiree working through the national parks. Give it for a 50th birthday, Father's Day, or after a big hiking trip.

Find more like it in Fishing & outdoors and Retirement gifts.

Fabric and fit

Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.

Questions

Is this a good gift for an older hiker?
It was written for them: it celebrates still getting out there while poking fun at the downhill parts.
Does it match Mostly Here for the Trail Mix?
They share a similar retro sunset and mountain scene, so they pair well for two hiking partners.
How does this t-shirt fit?
It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.

Size guide

SizeWidth (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833

Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.

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