One More Row, Then Bed T-Shirt
$24.99
- Printed when you order, ships in 2 to 5 business days
- $4.99 flat shipping in the US
- Free replacement if it arrives misprinted or damaged
About this design
It's 11:40 p.m. The pattern says one more row. Everyone knows how this ends. For knitters and crocheters who have negotiated with themselves at midnight and lost every time.
A pink ball of yarn trails a loose tail, with two wooden knitting needles capped in yellow poked through it. “ONE MORE ROW” is set in chunky red letters with a dark drop shadow, and below, a handwritten red script adds the honest fine print: “...then bed (lies).”
Who it's for
Knitters, crocheters, yarn shop regulars and the grandma who is always mid-project are the audience. It makes a sweet birthday gift, a knitting group swap item, or a Christmas thank-you for the person who knit you a scarf.
Find more like it in Sports & hobbies, Grandparents and Gifts for mom.
Fabric and fit
Soft, midweight unisex tee in ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend). Relaxed classic fit with the design printed on the front.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
Questions
- Does One More Row, Then Bed work for crocheters?
- Yes. Crocheters lie about bedtime just as often, even though the art shows knitting needles.
- What's a funny gift for a knitter?
- This is a safe bet: every knitter has said “one more row” and meant none of it.
- How does this t-shirt fit?
- It's a relaxed, unisex classic fit. Check the measurements in the size guide against a shirt that fits you well; if you're between sizes, size up.
Size guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Measured flat, armpit to armpit and shoulder to hem. Compare with one that fits well. Between sizes? Size up.
